So recently I elected to look up the idiotic new Planet of the Apes movie, currently entitled Rise of the Apes. This movie is already essentially dead to me, as they've elected to use CGI Apes as opposed to costumes. However, on the Wiki I found out that it's an origin story and well...
"James Franco is set to play a scientist working on a cure for Alzheimer's by testing on apes.When test subject Caesar suddenly begins to rapidly evolve, the scientist takes him home to remove him from the cruel lab doctors."
I believe this sums up my feelings nicely:
You're looking for 4:52 through 5:45
Seriously, what the fuck guys?